Having One

oh sweet clove cigarette, my lungs feel incapacitated but the cloudy lungs
they are worth the smoke. puff puff puff signals. now i know why singers
smoke regularly. how else is one supposed be mindful of breathing?

Isn't it terrible that all the fun things in life are bad for your health-
but such is life! bacon= tasty, drinking= jubilation, speeding=fun and
no matter how many strips of bacon i eat while downing martini in my mother's
beamer, i will never crash.